Please Taylor Please!

    Please find me a ticket to your upcoming "Eros Tour" Taylor! I don't want to have 'Bad Blood' over the ticket scarcity. Even though I am a grandma, I have followed you since you were young. I know every word of your songs and my children give me your new albums as birthday presents. I even know your middle name is Alison. No, I am not a stalker. I am just a loyal fan who would love to see you perform in Las Vegas where I reside. I am originally from Michigan where you are performing too. Fans can't buy tickets on Ticketron there either. or anywhere. It is national news. I went on Ticketron early today and signed up for the special announcement when tickets would go on sale. However,  the Ticketron system crashed with your overload of pre-sale ticket requests. I am frustrated and losing sleep over this. Today they posted a message that they are working on this issue. It says that I can send a message to Ticketron to get on their waiting list. Guess what? I tried to and the Ticketron message system is not working. Taylor, I know you have added extra shows, but there still aren't tickets available. I read those nearby concert venue hotels are canceling room reservations and weddings so that they can charge $600 hotel rooms for your concert. The news says that your ticket prices are up to $42,000 for one ticket. That is more than a yearly teacher's salary and we are some of your biggest fans. I play your songs to my students who are big fans. It reminds me of a song, "Sweet Nothing." How can a retired teacher afford that? I do substitute teach, but that would take more than a school year to afford one ticket to your show. What am I to do Taylor? Can I be your 'Number 1 Verified Fan'? I can't just "Shake it Off." 

    I am a retired teacher who loves to sing and dance and have fun just like you Taylor. I like to write poetry just like you Taylor. I had a guitar in high school and wrote songs just like you Taylor, but not as good. I had my dreams just like you Taylor. Now you are a superstar and I am so proud of you. I wish I could be there in the audience singing and dancing with you. My husband thinks I'm a creepy fan which I consider a compliment. I put on Taylor Swift songs and dance with my grandchildren. I work out to your songs at the gym. I play your songs in the car as I roar down the Vegas Strip doing errands. I passed a pink-haired lady in a pink convertible, and I swear I heard, "pink song?. There are a lot of characters on the Strip here. There will be even more flying in to attend your Concert of the Year. I want to be part of the Taylor 'In Crowd', I want to dance in the aisles and hold up a sign that says, "Taylor is ageless and so am I".  Don't shake it off because you belong to me! I know every word of your songs and am your oldest fan...maybe. Life is short and we have to enjoy each day. I am young at heart just like you, even though you are still young. Girls just want to have fun at all ages. I read that your demographics are ages 18-24. I could be your token grandma. Please Taylor, please find a ticket for me!     

    When your album "Evermore" came out in 2021, I called my local record store in downtown Las Vegas when they opened. They told me that your teen fans started lining up at midnight and that it was already around the corner. They expected to sell out quickly. Well, I was asleep last night at 8pm. How can I go downtown at midnight and wait for the record store to open? I would do it if I could, Taylor. I might faint, but it would be worth it. Ticketmaster issued a statement this week in response to frustrated fans like me. They said, "There has been historically unprecedented demand with millions showing up to buy tickets for the TaylorSwiftTix Presale." Then you can add $400 for parking. I can't!  

    Well, what are you going to do about this dilemma Ticketmaster? I know they say, "Don't Blame Me." I am not the only frustrated Swiftie fan. A husband posted on the Internet that his wife desperately wants tickets to Taylor's concert, but he is not paying for them. I am a Senior Swiftie who is willing to help set up the stage, iron your costumes, wash dishes, and collect tickets at the door if you will let me in. Please Taylor please, "Don't Give Up on Me! I will remember "All too well."