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A View of "The View"

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  Have you watched the virtual TV version of “The View?” I was in the audience today from the comfort of my living room. It was started at 5:45 am when I logged into the TV virtual audience from my laptop. A comedian named Regina warmed up the audience from her parents’ NYC apartment. She gave us virtual audience tips on how to clap up high by the side of our cheeks so that it shows up on the TV screen. She seemed to know the cast of regular virtual audience members very well. They shared their week's highlights with each other during the pre-show warm-up. One of the audience members invited all of us to a Happy Hour at “The Owl’s Tale” this Friday in NYC. I don’t think I’ll make it from the other side of the country for that social event, but it sounds like fun! Regina explained our role from the comfort of her parents’ study. She asked her parents to share how they met and they got shy. Regina had to keep leaving her computer to go next door to help her parents with ...

A Series of Fortunate Events

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          Have you read the 13 books in “A Series of Unfortunate Events?” I am trying to focus on seeing my recent stories as fortunate. I just returned from a wonderful trip with my husband to Costa Rica. It was magical to see tropical animals living in lush, green forests. Now I am home and getting ready for the first day of school. Reality beckons, but I can share my jungle animal stories with my students.  I ate too much on vacation and need to go on a healthy diet. Is any diet really healthy? On that note, I decided to do some floor exercises to strengthen my core. I started a ten-minute video on my phone for women over 50. Yep, that is me. However, I lifted my legs too high and twisted the wrong way, and put out my back. Unfortunately, I ended up stuck in a chair with a pillow behind me for the weekend. Every footstep was painful. By the time I got a doctor's appointment and meds, the pain was bearable. The X-rays were all good and the doctor t...

Costa Rica Tales or Tails?

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  Have you ever stayed on top of a cliff overlooking a rainforest river? I did in a Costa Rican home above the Rio Claro River. The American homeowner has lived there forever and built an identical house next door for rentals. He first came to the edge of this small town at the age of 18 with his father. They traveled in a dugout canoe with a tiny motor down the river for over an hour to this dirt road town on Drake Bay. His father married a local woman and built the house by hand. Homes with a view now sell for over a million dollars. The owner now lives here full time with his American wife overlooking the beautiful bay. His daughter lived in the guest cottage seven years ago. She ended up pregnant with a local boyfriend and had a baby. Then she moved back to the U.S. with her son and eventually got married. She has a two-year-old with her American husband. Life moves on and I wonder if she ever returns or has any contact with the Costa Rican father of her first child. Her mother...

Amazing Ecoparks in Costa Rica!

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                      Did you know there are six species of toucans? Have you walked in a rain forest with the chatter of wild animals around you? I did that within the safety of a Costa Rican EcoPark. Volunteer tour guides walked us around the park of rescue animals. The facility mimics their natural habitats and cares for them. The national government must grant permission to release them into the rainforest. Some of the wild animals never get approval to exit due to permanent injuries or socialization. They will live their lives in this preserve being fed and cared for. Humans are to blame for many injuries of these lifetime residents of the EcoPark. Wild animals have been mistreated in local homes or chained up outside. For example, an ocelot hides in a treetop wooden box in the EcoPark by day and only comes out at night at the EcoPark. He is fed and cared for by employees from a distance. The ocelot was found injur...

Cool, Colorful Tree Frogs!

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                                Have you ever walked in a rainforest under a green canopy of colorful flowers? I did today along the Costa Rica shoreline. From the jungle, I could see the Caribbean Sea with crashing waves and bikers with surfboards. The tall umbrella trees protected me from the rain as colorful tree frogs, snakes, and spiders climbed in the branches above.     Tree frogs stay awake all night guarding their trees. Once they grow up, they never touch the ground again. Tree frogs love the rain and sleep all day perched on green leaves that match their green legs. Webbed tree frog feet have tiny suction cups to grip the branches. They spend years in the trees catching insects with their long, sticky tongues. They hunt by closing their eyes until a snake or bird comes too close and then they spread their colorful toes to surprise their prey. Quickly, they climb ...

Slow Boat to the Other Side

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            “Do you want to go to Panama? It’s only half an hour away?” “Sure, why not? How do we get there?” “I know a driver who can take you to the boat to cross the river. It’s an adventure!” “OK. When can we go?” “How about in an hour?” “Hmmm...should we bring our passports?” “Absolutely not!” So our adventure began to visit a new country. We are staying on the Costa Rica beach with a pool. The surfers are out every morning and the water is warm and the white sand is hot. We are surrounded by palm trees, tropical flowers, and the sound of monkeys and exotic birds. We spent the drive to Panama looking for sloths in the trees. The local driver showed us the tallest palm trees to search for them, but no luck. We drove along the beach through tiny, rustic villages and abruptly turned left into the jungle. We passed a Chiquita banana plantation surrounded by a tall, chain link fence. There was a green plastic bag hanging on each banana tr...

La Vita Costa Rica!

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                      Just another rainy day in the Costa Rican jungle. A huge tree fell over and knocked out the power, Internet, and water nearby. Luckily, we still have power at our bungalow park, but no water. It is going to be a long day in our jungle hideaway. No water means no toilets to flush, no shower, no washing dishes or hands. However, we are fortunate. I do wonder how long this outage will last. It is raining again, but I guess that is life in the Rainforest. How was my rainy day spent? Reading, writing, listening to podcasts, and watching rerun TV shows on my laptop. A sleepy, humid day with humidity and no relief. We finally decided to take a swim, but then it started raining. So here I sit on my laptop again. Did I tell you that I saw two poisonous dart frogs by the pool? They were as small as my fist with vibrant green and white patterned skin. After they emerged from a bush, they sat silently looking a...